Spooning
November 13th 2025
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Guilt free sleep during soppy films.
You will need:
1. Sit on the sofa with your partner
Side by side is preferable to begin with.
2. Watch soppy film
Preferably in the evening, when it is dark, after a few sherries.
3. Suggest to your partner that you spoon
Though there are other methods, "Wanna spoon" is the most commonly accepted form, and first timers are encouraged to use it without either embellishment or shortening.
4. Adopt the position
Spooning is achieved through that act of one person cuddling another from behind whilst both persons are recumbent. Participants should aim to have their feet on the same of the sofa as each other, with their heads both resting on the arm on the opposite side to their feet. Cushions can be used to supplement this position, if the big spoon* can't see the film. *big spoon is the name given to the person on the outside of this arrangement, with the little spoon being located directly in front of
5. Fall asleep
It is generally acceptable for either spoon to fall asleep at any point after the spoon has reached peak comfort. NB. If you can wake up just before the film ends, the addition of, "well that was nice, I'm glad we watched it" will let you know if your sleeping was observed and may excuse you from second and subsequent viewings.
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